Shopping at Curry's PC World

Browsing a few consumer electronics. No harm in that. It's (largely) his money.

At the Papal Conclave

He may have missed out on the top job, but there were apparently holier men out there.

On Guardian Soulmates

That word means 'suitable to be Pope'. Debatable, but a step up from a Nazi.

One-off special: Where's Fred West?

...something poetic about the hangman's noose here.

Sender Jim admits it's not the best picture, but insists this was Fred West checking Guardian Jobs on the Circle Line. Nothing for builders, sadly, but a vacancy for a GP.

On the run at Christmas

Great spot here in Antigua by Sam: Christmas in paradise, and who's to say he hasn't earned it. Notably he's the only one not wearing dark glasses.

Wearing a toupee

He looks a proper ladykiller in that toupee and tie. Which is more than you can say about Mr Jefferies (second from right).

At the Leveson Enquiry

Consistent with his views on the medical sector, he is understood to favour a 'light touch' approach to regulation.