Debating the Brexit bill

"By the time we have a second referendum, 5% of the 55-75 year olds who voted to leave will have died, of predominantly natural causes."

His two cents on the Thai cave rescue

"It would be a terrible tragedy if these kids had died young. I think everyone has the right to live to a reasonable old age - say, around 55-60 years old."

Hark! The Harold Angels Sing

Just one crafty caroller short of a rousing rendition of "I Saw Three Shipmans"

Endorsing Donald Trump (in a wig)

"If Dr Shipman is reanimated, I can state unequivocally, the elder citizens of Hyde, Greater Manchester will be the healthiest ever."

At the Despatch Box

Let's entrust our NHS to a man with real, hands-on experience of healthcare and pensions.

Putting the fans out of their misery



Some nervous Aussie fans - none more so than the ladies of a certain age just two rows behind the doctor. If he gets his way they'll be Down Under for good.

Trying out some new material

Talk about a sick comic. "We've all died at the Phoenix Fringe, darling."