Hark! The Harold Angels Sing

Just one crafty caroller short of a rousing rendition of "I Saw Three Shipmans"

Putting the fans out of their misery



Some nervous Aussie fans - none more so than the ladies of a certain age just two rows behind the doctor. If he gets his way they'll be Down Under for good.

Trying out some new material

Talk about a sick comic. "We've all died at the Phoenix Fringe, darling."

Doing a Bushtucker Challenge

"I'm An Old Lady... Get Me Out Of Here!" 

On a sponsored bike race

 

All in a good cause? We're guessing Help The Aged.

On a wedding dancefloor

He always likes to unwind with a few Golden Oldies.

Enjoying a day out at Lord's

Getting a paunch on, by the looks of things, and settling in for a long innings. Who says crime doesn't pay?

At the tennis with Primrose

"Who do you have to kill around here to get a jug of Pimm's?"

Checking the form at Royal Ascot

 

Moving in on another old dear (whose identity has been protected).

 

Appearing on Iranian Blockbusters

 

 

 

"I'll have an OAP please Bob."

At the British Museum Café

 

A good spot here from William in London, who claims "Fred" was taking a Tipp-Ex pen to the Times obits column.

 

Orienteering in Kent

"Which way to Paraguay?"

Getting his rounds in

 

Missing person? Not me, guv. Doesn't look my type.

 

After a day at the cricket

 

 A fine left-handed bat in his day, H.F. Shipman once put on a double century in Lancashire - though some estimates put his score considerably higher.

 

Hiding in a maze

 

 

Another BBC recruitment gaffe. But these kids have nothing to fear - not for about 60 years

With a top-ranking North Korean official

No wonder this was a controversial documentary.

At the Papal Conclave

He may have missed out on the top job, but there were apparently holier men out there.

On the run at Christmas

Great spot here in Antigua by Sam: Christmas in paradise, and who's to say he hasn't earned it. Notably he's the only one not wearing dark glasses.

Wearing a toupee

He looks a proper ladykiller in that toupee and tie. Which is more than you can say about Mr Jefferies (second from right).

A relaxing punt

Spotter Anna in Cambridge takes credit here. And she can confirm that he's in no hurry to lose those pounds - not the way he did patients.