Dressed as a wizard

Short of turning up in scrubs with a needle, it's hard to imagine a more perfect Hallowe'en outfit: "Harold Potter and the Pensioner of Azkaban."

On the run(way) at Gatwick

 

 

Thanks to JB for this. And Happy Landings! They say it's still the safest way to travel (but don't try the beef... or the chicken).

Appearing on Iranian Blockbusters

 

 

 

"I'll have an OAP please Bob."

Arriving at Truro Crown Court

Definitely guilty, from the looks of him. You can always tell, can't you?

At the Papal Conclave

He may have missed out on the top job, but there were apparently holier men out there.

On Guardian Soulmates

That word means 'suitable to be Pope'. Debatable, but a step up from a Nazi.

Wearing a toupee

He looks a proper ladykiller in that toupee and tie. Which is more than you can say about Mr Jefferies (second from right).

At Baron's Court tube

Excellent sighting here, despite those dark glasses. In fact they just give it away.

Out for a stroll

Britain's greatest serial killer enjoying the great British summer

Dressed like Lecter

Sloping off round the corner, a straw hat pulled over his head. Not having an old friend for dinner perhaps, but certainly willing to offer a free consultation.

On Songs of Praise

Lying low with the Truro Cathedral Choir. Does he realise he's been spotted? He doesn't like the look of that camera.

On BBC food programme

Here he is, popping up on some food programme - but looking trim for it. Reader Mike, who got him to pose awkwardly for this snap, has this tip: don't try the salmon mousse.

Attending a science conference

He wouldn't have missed this chance to mix with the other great scientific minds of his generation. Is that him on the right trying to cover his face?

Aha! A few decoys in the crowd, but those joke-shop glasses won't fool anyone. 

Relaxing at home

Shipman posing as some kind of respectable weapons expert. He can't hide that distant, haunted look however.

Looking shifty

Spotter Ian admits this is less than compelling evidence, but assures us this was a reliable identification - despite the hat and the hidden face.

"He turned away after spotting a middle-aged lady across the road," he sighs.

Hipster Shipman

Scampering off to some media event in Soho, putting an old bird to flight as he does so. For old times' sake.

At the Royal Wedding

This sickening hypocrisy was spotted by eagle-eyed reader Carole, 56.

On the run

Posing as a fugitive war criminal to avoid detection