Putting the fans out of their misery



Some nervous Aussie fans - none more so than the ladies of a certain age just two rows behind the doctor. If he gets his way they'll be Down Under for good.

On a sponsored bike race

 

All in a good cause? We're guessing Help The Aged.

On safari

"Welcome... to Donneybrook Medical Centre"

As the saying goes: Death will find a way.

Playing with his Smartphone

Visibly disappointed that "Candy Crush Saga" is not affiliated with the over-50's travel group.

Checking the form at Royal Ascot

 

Moving in on another old dear (whose identity has been protected).

 

Murderer on the Orient Express

On the train from Stockholm to Gothenburg. No doubt he was attracted by the famously high suicide rate - no questions asked.

(credit to Jo in Sweden for this)

At the British Museum Café

 

A good spot here from William in London, who claims "Fred" was taking a Tipp-Ex pen to the Times obits column.

 

Orienteering in Kent

"Which way to Paraguay?"

Getting his rounds in

 

Missing person? Not me, guv. Doesn't look my type.

 

Hiding in a maze

 

 

Another BBC recruitment gaffe. But these kids have nothing to fear - not for about 60 years

Up to his old tricks

This old dear's forgotten the first rule of road safety - look left and right before opening your building society booklet.

With a top-ranking North Korean official

No wonder this was a controversial documentary.

Driving the No.141 bus

Fabulous spot, this one. "Single fares only on this bus, madam."

Shopping at Curry's PC World

Browsing a few consumer electronics. No harm in that. It's (largely) his money.

On the run at Christmas

Great spot here in Antigua by Sam: Christmas in paradise, and who's to say he hasn't earned it. Notably he's the only one not wearing dark glasses.

At the Leveson Enquiry

Consistent with his views on the medical sector, he is understood to favour a 'light touch' approach to regulation.

Debating God on the BBC

Here he is, and posing as a man of God. Who next for the BBC? Jimmy Savile?

At the cashpoint

Enjoying a crafty withdrawal from someone's post office account there

At the British Museum

In this grainy snap, he looks to be checking the film of a confiscated camera.

 Luckily, our quick-thinking contributor was able to bag him on his mobile - before spotting him again the next day in the Royal College of Surgeons.

Dr Death, meet Mr Death.

Piling on the pounds

Only the British Carvery or a British Burger will do for Great Britain's gold medallist of death