Endorsing Donald Trump (in a wig)

"If Dr Shipman is reanimated, I can state unequivocally, the elder citizens of Hyde, Greater Manchester will be the healthiest ever."

At the Despatch Box

Let's entrust our NHS to a man with real, hands-on experience of healthcare and pensions.

Trying out some new material

Talk about a sick comic. "We've all died at the Phoenix Fringe, darling."

Doing a Bushtucker Challenge

"I'm An Old Lady... Get Me Out Of Here!" 

Acquitted* at last

Here's the man they know as HFS for short - or "the Scary Cornflake". Ladies are always in safe hands with him.

*facts correct at the time of writing

On safari

"Welcome... to Donneybrook Medical Centre"

As the saying goes: Death will find a way.

Dressed as a wizard

Short of turning up in scrubs with a needle, it's hard to imagine a more perfect Hallowe'en outfit: "Harold Potter and the Pensioner of Azkaban."

Appearing on Iranian Blockbusters

 

 

 

"I'll have an OAP please Bob."

Hiding in a maze

 

 

Another BBC recruitment gaffe. But these kids have nothing to fear - not for about 60 years

Arriving at Truro Crown Court

Definitely guilty, from the looks of him. You can always tell, can't you?

On Guardian Soulmates

That word means 'suitable to be Pope'. Debatable, but a step up from a Nazi.

Debating God on the BBC

Here he is, and posing as a man of God. Who next for the BBC? Jimmy Savile?

Meeting D:Ream

Here's Harold with members of D:Ream in both their 90s heyday. 

Two doctors on call here: a Doctor of Physics (right) and a Doctor of Death (centre).

At Buckingham Palace

The grinning killer collects his OBE. How quickly people forget.

Relaxing at home

Shipman posing as some kind of respectable weapons expert. He can't hide that distant, haunted look however.

"I did not kill your wife"

The good doctor considers a lifetime behind bars for a crime he did commit.

At the Royal Wedding

This sickening hypocrisy was spotted by eagle-eyed reader Carole, 56.

Home visits

Home alone, you say? Your mother not in? Well what about your grandmother?

By the sea

Enjoying a joke and a bit of sun down by the coast. It's hard to identify where exactly, which may be why he looks so relaxed

With Tony Blair

Shipman watchers were briefly excited by this image apparently showing the Doctor of Death hob-nobbing with the then Prime Minister, but doubts have been cast on its authenticity