Debating the Brexit bill

"By the time we have a second referendum, 5% of the 55-75 year olds who voted to leave will have died, of predominantly natural causes."

His two cents on the Thai cave rescue

"It would be a terrible tragedy if these kids had died young. I think everyone has the right to live to a reasonable old age - say, around 55-60 years old."

Hark! The Harold Angels Sing

Just one crafty caroller short of a rousing rendition of "I Saw Three Shipmans"

Endorsing Donald Trump (in a wig)

"If Dr Shipman is reanimated, I can state unequivocally, the elder citizens of Hyde, Greater Manchester will be the healthiest ever."

At the Despatch Box

Let's entrust our NHS to a man with real, hands-on experience of healthcare and pensions.

Putting the fans out of their misery



Some nervous Aussie fans - none more so than the ladies of a certain age just two rows behind the doctor. If he gets his way they'll be Down Under for good.

Trying out some new material

Talk about a sick comic. "We've all died at the Phoenix Fringe, darling."

Doing a Bushtucker Challenge

"I'm An Old Lady... Get Me Out Of Here!" 

Acquitted* at last

Here's the man they know as HFS for short - or "the Scary Cornflake". Ladies are always in safe hands with him.

*facts correct at the time of writing

In a suburban semi

"I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too."

Death at your shoulder

Nice beard on the sender too - and excellent covert photo technique.

As entries for Selfies At Funerals go, this might seem slightly premature - but it looks like the flowers have been ordered and the invite's in the post.

On a sponsored bike race

 

All in a good cause? We're guessing Help The Aged.

On safari

"Welcome... to Donneybrook Medical Centre"

As the saying goes: Death will find a way.

On a street near you

 

There goes the neighbourhood.

On a wedding dancefloor

He always likes to unwind with a few Golden Oldies.

Dressed as a wizard

Short of turning up in scrubs with a needle, it's hard to imagine a more perfect Hallowe'en outfit: "Harold Potter and the Pensioner of Azkaban."

Enjoying a day out at Lord's

Getting a paunch on, by the looks of things, and settling in for a long innings. Who says crime doesn't pay?

At the tennis with Primrose

"Who do you have to kill around here to get a jug of Pimm's?"

Playing with his Smartphone

Visibly disappointed that "Candy Crush Saga" is not affiliated with the over-50's travel group.

On the run(way) at Gatwick

 

 

Thanks to JB for this. And Happy Landings! They say it's still the safest way to travel (but don't try the beef... or the chicken).