Acquitted* at last

Here's the man they know as HFS for short - or "the Scary Cornflake". Ladies are always in safe hands with him.

*facts correct at the time of writing

In a suburban semi

"I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too."

Death at your shoulder

Nice beard on the sender too - and excellent covert photo technique.

As entries for Selfies At Funerals go, this might seem slightly premature - but it looks like the flowers have been ordered and the invite's in the post.

On a sponsored bike race

 

All in a good cause? We're guessing Help The Aged.

On safari

"Welcome... to Donneybrook Medical Centre"

As the saying goes: Death will find a way.

On a street near you

 

There goes the neighbourhood.

On a wedding dancefloor

He always likes to unwind with a few Golden Oldies.