At the tennis

On a date at Wimbledon with some unsuspecting old dear (and of course he's chosen to watch the ladies).

Dressed like Lecter

Sloping off round the corner, a straw hat pulled over his head. Not having an old friend for dinner perhaps, but certainly willing to offer a free consultation.

In Tesco's

A great place to pick up ladies of a certain age

On Songs of Praise

Lying low with the Truro Cathedral Choir. Does he realise he's been spotted? He doesn't like the look of that camera.

Narrow escape

This was a frustrating near-spot. But he's clearly there, pretending to read his newspaper.

On BBC food programme

Here he is, popping up on some food programme - but looking trim for it. Reader Mike, who got him to pose awkwardly for this snap, has this tip: don't try the salmon mousse.

The doctor will see you now

Excellent spot by this eagle-eyed reader from Scotland. Sadly it looks like his number's up - he's been clocked.