Saturday 6 April 2019

Debating the Brexit bill

"By the time we have a second referendum, 5% of the 55-75 year olds who voted to leave will have died, of predominantly natural causes."

Wednesday 11 July 2018

His two cents on the Thai cave rescue

"It would be a terrible tragedy if these kids had died young. I think everyone has the right to live to a reasonable old age - say, around 55-60 years old."

Wednesday 23 December 2015

Monday 14 December 2015

Endorsing Donald Trump (in a wig)

"If Dr Shipman is reanimated, I can state unequivocally, the elder citizens of Hyde, Greater Manchester will be the healthiest ever."

Sunday 20 September 2015

At the Despatch Box

Let's entrust our NHS to a man with real, hands-on experience of healthcare and pensions.

Saturday 1 August 2015

Putting the fans out of their misery

Some nervous Aussie fans - none more so than the ladies of a certain age just two rows behind the doctor. If he gets his way they'll be Down Under for good.

Thursday 2 April 2015