Doing a Bushtucker Challenge

"I'm An Old Lady... Get Me Out Of Here!" 

Acquitted* at last

Here's the man they know as HFS for short - or "the Scary Cornflake". Ladies are always in safe hands with him.

*facts correct at the time of writing

In a suburban semi

"I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too."

Death at your shoulder

Nice beard on the sender too - and excellent covert photo technique.

As entries for Selfies At Funerals go, this might seem slightly premature - but it looks like the flowers have been ordered and the invite's in the post.